Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Toddler gets stuck in vending machine...

Now this is a news story! On that note 13 people are killed each year by falling vending machines. That is because some lame ass wants a free Snickers bar or stuffed Spongebob and lies on the floor shoving his arm into the machine. Of course the machine shakes and falls on top of him. 13 people a year die in this fashion. Thats more people than die of shark attacks. I give this kid huge props for not killing himself.

2 comments:

Lish the Fish said...

C.J.: More people get killed each year getting change out of a vending machine than get killed in a wolf attack. Number of people killed last year retrieving change from a vending machine: four. Number of people killed by a wolf attack: zero.
(grated the stats may be out of date since that's from West Wing a few years back)

SusQHB said...

Holy Crap! Big Block of Cheese Day!!! Those were by far my favorite episodes!! How badly did you want to take up a stupid cause like aliens or wolves and get an audience with a White House staffer? The Crackpots and These Women is one of my favorite West Wing eps ever.