Jerk of the day goes to...

I just read an article about a NYC Cabbie who found 31 diamond rings in the back of his cab and spent his entire day tracking down the man who left them. As a reward the cheapskate jeweler gave him $100 bill. Are you shitting me? If I lost those I would have given the guy $1000 check. What an ass! I lost my $50 cell phone last year and would have given the guy who found it $100 if he returned it. He would have saved me the hours of aggravation I spent fighting with Verizon over my new phone and endless emails I spent trying to recover my lost phone numbers. Theres sooo few good samaritans out there. Lets keep the ones we've got.