Weed

So my buddy MGR is a dentist. She has funny stories all the time from her interesting patients. So she tells me this gem today:

im pulling this tooth out this morn and im going thru this guy's med history
and i ask "do you smoke". and he says "no"
"do you drink?" and he says "no"
"any rec drugs?" and he says "a little marijuana...but its really a plant"
and im like, so thats what they teach you, eh?
and he smiles, yup!
and hes like so proud of himself that he outsmarted me"

Moral of the story. Druggies are so much smarter than us. And cooler.