Found this on an old friend's MySpace page. A little grotesque, but to the point.
SofTbAll:
1. We AlwAyS uSe OuR hIpS fOr PoWeR..
2. We CaN hAnDlE tHe HeAt!
3. WhEn It GeTs HaRd We AlWaYs PuLl ThRoUgH
4. We MaKe SuRe We ToUcH eVeRy BaSe CaReFuLlY bEfOrE sCoRinG..
5. We CaN dO 9 dIfFeReNt PoSiTiOnS iN 75 mInUtEs.
6. We'Ll Go InTo ExtRa InNiNgS iF nEeDeD..
7. WeRe NoT afRaId To GeT dOwN aNd DiRtY
8. We'Ll Do AnYtHiNg To ScOrE
9. We DoNt MiNd DoInG iT wItH oThErS
10. We AlWaYs FiGhT bAcK wHeN bEhiNd In ThE gAmE
15 comments:
lol this says it all :]
its actually...
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Softball Player: 1)they know their way around the bases 2)they can handle it fast, hard, or slow 3)they can go the distance 4)they can go at it any time of day 5)they love trying different positions 6)they have a good grip with the big sticks and balls 7)there all about getting down n' dirty 8)their playing fields are always fresh cut 9)they let the visitors be on top 10)they could play the game for hours
i love it thats hillarious.
i like your version better than the person that said anonymous.
hahah im gonna use this a lot, thanks!
Quite actually i like that anlnymous persons version way better.im gonna post that on my myspace bulletins.
lol very good, deffinity edited it and make number 1 reason: We aways have double headers on sundays
haha this is amazing.
i am a very competitive softball player...so you can DEFINITELY count on me using this a lot.
and i definitely like yours better than stupid Anonymous. they're just jealous.
lol
hilarious...and very true. both ways you think about it!
=]]]!
Why would "anonymous" be jealous? His/Her version is better anyway. "Susanne" says the same things over and over, and if you search "10 reasons to date a softball player," you can find other things, so it's not like "Susanne" or her friend is origonal. "Storm Softball #19" should stop sucking up and pretending to be a slut. Unless she is.
I cAnT eVeN REaD YoUrS BeCAuSe YoU TyPe LiKe ThIS
which by the was is insanely annoying.
i like the anonymous one better
yeappp thats just how we do =]
ACTUALLY YOU ALL HAVE IT WRONG THIS IS THE REAL VERSION!!!!!
1) we have the perfect grip
2) we make it easy to get around the bases
3) we always pay close attention to the balls
4) we make slidin into places seem easy
5) we don't let you foul out
6) we love goin in for extra innings
7) we switch positions at least 7 times a game and we have great coordination with BOTH hands
8) we are ready for ANYTHING that is coming our way
9) we like keeping the lights on for night games
10) the game's not over until someone scores
ACTUALLY YOU ALL HAVE IT WRONG THIS IS THE REAL VERSION!!!!!
1) we have the perfect grip
2) we make it easy to get around the bases
3) we always pay close attention to the balls
4) we make slidin into places seem easy
5) we don't let you foul out
6) we love goin in for extra innings
7) we switch positions at least 7 times a game and we have great coordination with BOTH hands
8) we are ready for ANYTHING that is coming our way
9) we like keeping the lights on for night games
10) the game's not over until someone scores
i think all of them are great..
everyoen should stop being so mean
=D
i think all of them are great..
everyoen should stop being so mean
=D
i think all of them are great..
everyoen should stop being so mean
=D
That is just gross softball players have dignity I would know I am one.
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